Jason Statham to try his hand at acting

JASON Statham is thinking about becoming an actor, it has emerged.

Despite having appeared in several hit movies, Statham is yet to try acting, choosing instead to appear as himself but with a pretend name.

A Hollywood insider said: “On whatever movie he’s working on Jason’s version of the script has his name on it rather than the character because otherwise he gets confused.”

The star, who made his name not-acting in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, is a regarded within the film industry as a ‘zero-threat’ as he is completely unable to act, dance or sing.

But showbiz blogger Nikki Hollis said: “He’s had a lot of success not-acting. I’m just concerned if he starts trying to act now he’d have to start at the bottom, maybe performing with his local amateur dramatics society in a really pony version of Twelfth Night.

“I get that he might want more critical acclaim, but one day there might be an Oscar for Best Non-Actor In A Leading Role. Maybe he should just hold out for that.”

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Woman old enough to be 'invisible' to men actually quite pleased about it

A WOMAN IN her late 40s who now rarely gets whistled at on the street by strange men is feeling a pleasant sense of relief, she has confirmed.

Emma Bradshaw, 46, had always imagined she would feel worried and regretful about getting older, but is actually finding she can get a lot more done without being constantly harassed.

Bradshaw said: “When I was younger I used to worry about ‘losing’ my sex appeal, but honestly now I couldn’t give a shit, especially as it turns out that what society deems to be sex appeal actually translates as men shouting out ‘Nice tits, love!’ when you’re just trying to post a letter.

“Now that I’ve reached the ‘invisible’ age, I can go about my business in peace, without worrying about being judged either positively or negatively for my clothes, hair, weight, face, shoes or any other arbitrary nonsense.

“It’s a bit like having a superpower. Imagine all the shit I can fuck up whilst going completely unnoticed by the patriarchy. Maybe I’ll get together an army of similarly ‘invisible’ women to help me.

“The world isn’t going to know what’s hit it.”