FANS of I’m A Celebrity… are in shock after a breast owner was revealed to have a penis.
Viewers of the jungle-based ogling experience were enjoying close-ups of a minor actress’s bikini-clad breasts when the camera tilted down to reveal she had a penis.
Former ITV fan Tom Logan said: “Like all heterosexual men, after a hard day at the office I like to sit on a chair, crack open a can of widely-advertised lager and look at tits.
“This was all going swimmingly when one of the birds – I’m not sure they have names as such – stripped down to her shreddies for some gratuitous showering.
“First there was a leering close-up of her shapely swedgers. So far so good.
“But then as the camera moved down her body, it emerged she was wearing no pants and had a huge wang and balls.
“I threw up into my lap. Although as the revulsion subsided I felt intrigued enough to continue watching.”
Following the shocking penis reveal, Ant and Dec explained the producers’ intention to challenge perceptions of gender.
Ant said: “You weren’t expecting that, were you eh? That’s what the show’s all about, making you question your sexuality and by extension your identity, perhaps even triggering deeper existential questions that touch on the very nature of humanity.”
Dec added: “Why aye man.”