Life-changing albums downgraded to day-changing

THE unlimited availability of free music means that an album will not change how you see the world for more than a day.

Whatever - next!

Whatever – next!

Researchers at the Institute for Studies found that falling musical attention spans meant that even the most remarkable records are a bit stale after 24 hours.

26-year-old music fan Nikki Hollis said: “Hearing The Queen is Dead for the first time, I didn’t feel alone in the world any more. I connected with it on a profound level.

“Anyway that was yesterday. I might listen to it for a second time at some point but I’ve got to crack through Spotify like the pop cultural equivalent of a a machete-wielding jungle explorer.

“It’s not how much you invest in a thing, it’s how many things you invest in.”

iTunes user Bill McKay said: “I’m so deluged with music I can’t tell whether I prefer Revolver, Purple Rain or the jingle.

“Also I really like the jangly guitar music used to promote touch screen technology with a mid-range price point.

“I guess I feel the same about all music. My iTunes playlist is longer than War and Peace – I’ve barely got time to listen to this stuff, leave alone think about it.”