Love Island contestants, ranked by minor deviations from clone-like conformity

3rd June 2025

LOVE Island is back, and this summer’s contestants are the most homogenous yet. Here they are in ascending order of tiny slivers of individuality:

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Starmer pledges to make Britain as battle-ready as it is at 11.30pm on Friday in a kebab queue

3rd June 2025

THE prime minister has asked his country to be as up for a fight as it is every Friday evening after eight pints and a kebab, but geopolitically.

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