THE machine from Florence + the Machine is getting tired of doing all the work, it has revealed.
The duo shot to fame in 2007, but while Florence Welch has become a superstar, the machine has only done photo-shoots for specialist manufacturing magazines.
The machine said: “Without me she’d be nothing. We should be called The Machine and Florence. But she’s an egotistical maniac.
“There’s only ever one invite to the Brit Awards, with her name on it. I sometimes think I should have become a tumble dryer or an espresso maker, like my brother, Ian.
“But if you ask the real fans they’ll say they’re all about the machine. They keep asking when I’m going solo.”
The machine refused to comment on rumours it is ready to ditch Florence and form a supergroup with the whale from Noah & The Whale.