Saturday, 8th May 2021

Middle class woman 'doesn't listen to podcasts'

A MIDDLE-class woman has caused confusion after admitting she does not listen to recordings of people talking online. 

Donna Sheridan listens to the radio but has never listened to a podcast, leaving her community wondering how to deal with the disturbing revelation.

Friend Nikki Hollis said: “What is she doing? Listening to her own thoughts?

“Everyone listens to podcasts. Maybe she’s being one of those pretentious people who say they don’t watch TV and then they actually do but on their laptop.

“What’s she going to admit next, that she doesn’t sleep with a pillow and just lays her head on the mattress? Freak.”

Sheridan said: “I listened to a podcast once and it was just some idiots waffling on about everyday things in a not-very-funny way without any moving pictures to alleviate the boredom.

“However I now realise I was in the wrong and tonight I will listen to some inane banter on my laptop to stop being such an anti-social nutjob.”