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More films I intend to unexpectedly put tits in. By Christopher Nolan

YOU didn’t expect to see tits in Oppenheimer, did you? You thought it’d all be nuclear tests and physics, but there they were. Here are my next prestige film projects featuring lovely funbags.

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How to become a member of the House of Lords by age 30

ARE you an ambitious young politico hoping to peak early? Here is a guide to becoming a life peer while your mates are still living in house shares. 

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