SCI-FI film franchises will continue for thousands of years after every person currently living has passed away, Hollywood has confirmed.
The Alien, Transformers and Terminator franchises are expected to produce sequels, prequels and reboots well into the 203rd century, long after all other aspects of our current civilisation are forgotten.
Producer Julian Cook said: “The Alien films invented the term quadrilogy, and with the newly announced series of more than 38,400 new films have invented the term quadrillionilogy.
“None of which will ever go back to the xenomorph home planet or have them invade Earth, because we know that’s what the fans really want to see.
“The new Terminator films, continuing a franchise which hasn’t been any good since 1991, will continue until we’ve developed the technology to send someone into the past, warning filmmakers to come up with some new effects-driven science-fiction concepts before it’s too late.
“But nobody will listen to him because he’s nude.”