Tuesday, 4th August 2020

Nation f**king sick of quizzes

PEOPLE in Britain are officially sick of doing f**king quizzes, they have confirmed.

After six weeks in lockdown the nation is bored to death of answering trivia questions via Zoom in their pyjamas.

Emma Bradford said: “I avoided quizzes before lockdown yet now we’re at one every other night. I’m seeing friends and family more than I did when we were actually allowed to see them, and that was already too much.

“It’s not like I can get out of it by claiming we can’t get a babysitter or that we’re at the dentist. I just have to sit there pretending to be interested whilst someone grinds tediously through a 20 question round on the films of M. Night Shyamalan.

“You can’t even slope off and sit on the loo for 15 minutes without anyone noticing like you can at a pub quiz. And you know what the ‘prize’ is? To host another f**king quiz.

“I’m at the point where I am hoping to get coronavirus. They won’t make me host a quiz with a dangerously high fever, will they?

“Actually, they probably will.”