THE new Star Wars film will be called The Force Awakens rather than simply stating that it features Han Solo.
The choice of title has led to fears that Episode VII will be the fifth Star Wars film in a row that is very, very bad indeed.
Tom Logan, a Jedi from Peterborough, said: “Calling it Star Wars: Han Solo’s In It makes it clear there’s at least one proper character and little or no galactic politics.
“The Force Awakens just underlines the fact that it’s going to be full of old people.”
Logan added: “I would also have accepted Not a Single Fucking Ewok.”