LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.
The service, which will run from 12.30am to 5.30am, will allow passengers to look longingly out of the window, wondering when something exciting is going to happen in their London life.
Struggling actor and barman, Tom Logan said: “I’ll probably find a big bag of money on it one night and then get involved with a lap dancer who is on the run from something.
“Yeah, it’ll be like something that’s been adapted from a JG Ballard novel.
“But it will all come good in the end when we get off at Camden Town at 5.30 in the morning just after I’ve killed the head of the Chinese Mafia after he was trying to get his big bag of money back.”
He added: “Either that or it will just be like the Night Bus.
“Terrifying in a locked-in-an-18th-Century-asylum kind of way.”