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Oasis to write new Bond theme 'Fighting While Pissed'

NOEL Gallagher has confirmed he will draw on the similarities between James Bond and their own fans in new Bond theme ‘Fighting While Pissed’.

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Is your penis too big? A questionnaire men will want to take

WHAT man hasn’t wondered if he’s mightily endowed, but for a number of reasons does not want to ask around? Take our test and settle it: 

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