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Piercing blue eyes, and other romance cliches that sound sexy, but aren't

ROMANCE novels contain descriptions that are good on the page but would be horrifying in real life. Here are six descriptors you don’t want to encounter:

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Be prepared to destroy your entire relationship for a single night - how to have a threesome

WANT to turn straightforward sex into a logistical nightmare? Here’s how to have an unforgettably unsatisfying night.

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