JUST looking at the poster for License to Wed, a new comedy starring Robin Williams, reveals the film's catastrophic shitness, it was claimed last night.
Film experts say the publicity material summarises perfectly the eye-gouging awfulness of the $50 million Warner Bros production.
License to Wed, which also features Mandy Moore and someone else, tells the story of two attractive young people whose lives are turned upside down by Williams' impersonation of a black man.
A spokesman for the Royal College of Film and Televison Reviewers, said: "This poster is a triumph. Just look at their dead eyes. Marvel at the no-holds-barred, in-your-face absence of imagination."
He added: "I am absolutely certain that everyone involved in this film has never seen it as anything other than a way to trick money out of cretins. And all that from one poster. Bravo!"
But a Warner Bros spokesman insisted: "It's Dead Poet's Society meets Mrs Doubtfire meets Jumanji meets Good Morning Vietnam meets One Hour Photo.
"Please don't kill me."