THE BBC has announced new channel BBC Right One, aimed at right-wing viewers.
Highlights will include The Daily Proms, Grumpy Old Men Are Unfailingly Correct and a new series of Miranda where she’s committed to an asylum for being over 35.
A spokesman said: “In response to over 53,000 letters, many of them on headed notepaper from Mr C Smith of ‘Thrushbrook’ in Cirencester, we have launched a new service that actively resents the rest of the BBC.
Were bringing back Dixon of Dock Green, who in episode one is tried for murder for shooting a student who was urinating on a war memorial, but is acquitted by a judge hed let off for a speeding offence a month before.
“BBC Right One is not against gays, it sternly tolerates them.
“There will be black actors, but mainly in the context of sitcoms where they move in next door and upset their neighbours.
And then of course there’s Top Gear.”
BBC Right One will only be broadcast south of Luton, and between 5pm and 11pm because its viewers have bloody jobs to go to.
Retired Colonel Tom Booker said: Welcome, though long overdue.
“But when are they going to do the same with CBeebies? That Iggle Piggle is a rabble-rousing Marxist.