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Sesame Street introduces first paranoid right-wing character

SOCIALLY inclusive children’s show Sesame Street is to introduce a paranoid right-wing crab who loves guns, Fox News and internet conspiracies.

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Apple denies all knowledge of Apple Watch

APPLE has denied that the Apple Watch ever existed.

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