Star Wars theme park to be one-third total cack

A THIRD of Disney’s upcoming Star Wars theme park will be complete cack in honour of the prequels.

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Angela Eagle less electable than Eddie the Eagle, finds survey

ANGELA Eagle is a less viable leader of the Labour Party than haphazard ski jumper Eddie ‘the Eagle’ Edwards, it has been confirmed.

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