EVIL children have thanked Pixar’s Inside Out for putting the blame on cartoon characters.
Nine-year-old miscreant Julian Cook said: “I thought Inside Out out would be a boring girls’ film, but the idea that I’m somehow a puppet of animated characters representing my emotions really appealed.
“Yesterday I set fire to a garage, because ‘the cartoon voices in my head told me to do it’.
“I’ve decided there’s a character in my brain called Destroy Everything, he looks like a grapefruit and he tends to win out over Kindness or whatever the lame angel one is called.
“Destroy Everything is friends with another character called Harm Insects, who is fully responsible for what happened yesterday with the bees’ nest.
“Dad was furious but he knew he couldn’t argue with the complex morality of a Pixar cartoon.”