Theatre best sleep man has had in years

A MAN has enjoyed his deepest and most refreshing sleep in recent memory while attending the theatre, it has emerged.

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Dempsey & Makepeace: TV shows that are great for reminding you you're quite old

EVERYONE loves a bit of TV nostalgia – until you realise Just Good Friends was 42 years ago. Here are some more great shows for reminding you you’re halfway to death.

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