They can't swear: six reasons why Americans make shit reality telly

TELEVISUALLY, Americans are better than us in every way except they can’t do reality. These are their cardinal errors: 

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Dear Internet, no I haven't changed my mind about cookies in the last 72 hours

REMEMBER on Friday when I said I didn’t want any cookies? Well I remember, and guess what?  

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