STRICTLY Come Dancing viewers are deserting the show in droves after not one couple has begun an illicit affair.
As the show enters its fourth week without a frenzied liaison between celebrity and dancer shattering a long-standing relationship, viewers have been left shouting ‘Go on, shag him’ and ‘Get right up her, mate’ at their televisions in frustration.
Margaret Gerving of Guildford said: “I don’t want to be funny, but if they’re not banging each other it’s not very entertaining, is it? Just a load of dancing.
“It’s a poor show when they’ve got Angela Rippon hot to trot and a bloke from Love Island with a string of conquests competing against his ex, and we’re in week four and nothing’s bloody happened. They should have their pay docked.
“Though it’s not the celebrities I blame, it’s the dancers. They’re earning good money to ruin marriages and reputations but barely exploiting the adulterous possibilities of the tango. It’s almost like they don’t want a long-term relationship with Krishnan Guru-Murthy.
“Let’s stop pissing around and make week five Naked Week. That should get some dicks wet.”