Voodoo Ray confirmed as English National Anthem
THE chanting bit from rave classic Voodoo Ray by A Guy Called Gerald will be sung at international sporting events, it has been confirmed.
The catchy techno 90s techno favourite will replace God Save The Queen, being both musically superior and easier to sing because the only lyrical content is an ‘ooo’ sound.
Ministers voting on the change rejected alternatives including I Vow To Thee My Country and There’ll Always Be An England on the grounds that they are ‘bollocks’.
A government spokesman said: “If you dropped I Vow To Thee My Country at a warehouse party it would kill the vibe stone dead.
“Voodoo Ray is the perfect anthem in that it is genuinely uplifting while also not really having any words, which saves thousands of people going ‘God save the queen, mumble mumble’ in a half-hearted manner.
“It reflects Britain’s proud cultural history of multiculturalism, technological innovation and necking loads of gurners.”