A FAN of The Stone Roses has lied to himself and friends by saying how much he loves the band’s new single All For One.
Julian Cook, 42, went to Facebook to begin his campaign of self-deception by writing “Great track, back on form”, before repeating the lie on Twitter.
Speaking at work this morning, he said: “It’s just a really great song. I mean it’s simple but simple is great.
“Really, really great.”
Cook then walked away from his workmate attempting to whistle the song.
He added: “I just can’t get it out of my head.
“All for one, one for all... I mean how did they come up with that? I’ve got exactly the same feeling of euphoria I used to get from doing Es in the early 90s.”
Cook then went and sat in the toilets and cried for 45 minutes.