A WOMAN mid-intercourse with her partner is wondering if it will be over in time for her to catch the last 20 minutes of QI.
Donna Sheridan, who is currently underneath her boyfriend Tom, is calculating the time it will take for him to climax then fall asleep and is confident she will be able to catch the repeat on Dave.
She said: “As there’s no way I’m going to reach orgasm, I might as well learn something new about Archimedes or Pavlov’s dogs while he snores and I finish myself off.
“Ideally one from the Fry years but if it’s one of the newer ones with Sandi Toksvig, that’s fine too. Especially if David Mitchell’s on it. He knows where the clitoris is, dresses smartly and he wouldn’t f**k you about.
“Sometimes Tom lasts longer than expected and I have to spend a few minutes booking a Tesco delivery slot before it comes on Dave Ja Vu, but I don’t mind hanging around when I’m going to get something good out of it. Unlike this shag.”
Tom said: “After an incredible night of passion, Donna and I always drift off to sleep satiated and exhausted. Although weirdly, I often dream about Alan Davies.”