SLAVES across the world are fully employed for the 4,600th year since records began.
Experts found that whether building pyramids in Egypt or stadiums for the 2022 World Cup, slaves never have to worry about being out of work.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute For Studies said: “Slave labour is free, plentiful and offers the slave security.
“Wouldn’t it be nice if, instead of being all alone in a harsh world, you had an owner to look after your every need?”
Recent surveys found that Britons would be happy to engage in back-breaking labour until an early death as long as they are allowed to watch people sing and dance on television.