UNHAPPINESS is now punishable by death, under new laws funded by Coca-Cola.
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Coca-Cola to execute people who aren’t happy
University of Life brings in tuition fees
STUDENTS hoping to move on to higher education from the University of Life must now pay a four-figure annual sum.
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