A LANDMARK office building in the City of London could be full of people who are basically werewolves, it has emerged.
Experts warned the Leadenhall Building, nicknamed the ’Cheesegrater’, posed a threat to both pedestrians and everybody in the world.
Structural engineer Martin Bishop said: “You can see from the outside that it’s an unsafe building because it was clearly designed to be attractive to utter fucking bastards.
“It’s all glass and steel and is just begging to be filled up with the sort of dynamic, immoral shit-heaps who are always just five minutes away from destroying absolutely everything.”
Julian Cook, an investment banker who works in the ‘Cheesegrater’, said: “We all go up the 23rd floor and drop large bolts onto the street.
“If you kill someone you get a million quid.”