AN OFFICE worker’s holiday handover email is just a passive aggressive list of reasons she hates her job, it has been revealed.
Underneath her notes about stock rotation, retail buyer Emma Bradford wrote: “Lucy in the London office dropped these on me last week – so apparently the Manchester team is just here to clear up her mess now??
“That’s fucking typical.”
Carolyn Ryan, who will be taking on Emma’s workload said: “No one injects vitriol into a handover like Emma.
“In one section she’s written, ‘I’ll bring you back a crate of ouzo if you can get Mike G to get off his arse and action a single one of my procurement requests.
“In her ‘Pricing logistics’ section, she’s just written ‘DICKS’ nine times in a row.”
Bradford plans to enjoy two weeks in Corfu before returning to work with a sharing box of baklava and a heavy, bitter heart.