THE omnipotent John Lewis has descended from the heavens to stop customers taking the piss with free cakes.
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John Lewis like a wrathful god
Dawkins now just telling random strangers why he hates them
RICHARD Dawkins has taken to walking down the street saying horrible, unprovoked things to total strangers.
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