SHOPPERS claim to have seen a man buy two things at a farmers’ market.
The man bought an olive and garlic sourdough artisan loaf for £5.49, but then stunned eyewitnesses by purchasing a £10.95 pack of organic sausages made from pigs that lived in a forest.
Witness Donna Sheridan said: “He bought two items as though as it was normal. He genuinely didn’t seem to care about the price. Everyone just stopped and stared at him in complete silence.
“He must be a king, or one of those chaps who invented the internet.”
Sheridan added: “He’s probably going to make the best sausage sandwich ever.
“What a world.”