MEN who define themselves with fast cars have pledged to become the first of their ilk to get a £10,000 speeding fine.
The owners of stupid, impractical vehicles went nose-to-nose on the internet to ‘talk up’ their chances of being the first ‘ten grander’.
Julian Cook, owner of a Porsche 911 with a big bit sticking out the back, said: “Right now I’m thinking, M4, Saturday night, 185 miles per hour. Then you all have to give me your wives.”
Martin Bishop, who has some BMW thing that looks like it is from a cartoon, insisted: “It’s not about who’s first, it’s about how many ‘ten granders’ you can afford. I’m going to get three by the end of the year.
“Then you’ll all have to give me your wives.”
Bishop’s wife Susan added: “I’m having an affair with an English teacher.”