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Our burgers would contain race horses, says Waitrose

WAITROSE beefburgers do not contain horses but if they did they would be thoroughbreds, the supermarket has confirmed.

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Awards thing inexplicably on television

A TELEVISION programme consisting entirely of people receiving trophies has somehow been broadcast.

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