A MAN decades younger than you who has already achieved more than you ever will can go and f**k himself, older generations have agreed.
A high-flying stranger who has founded a successful business by the age of 28 has been widely condemned by those between 15 and 40 years older for being inconsiderate of their feelings.
Ryan Whittaker, the subject of your scorn, has made it worse by coming from a humble background and not doing well academically, making his elders’ loathing of him look even more bitter and spiteful.
He said: “Being born after you wasn’t a conscious choice on my part, but having a brilliant idea and running a profitable business were. So maybe you’re mad at yourself?
“Is that why you’re so red-faced and screwing up your wrinkled, resentful eyes when you glower at me? Because I’m the embodiment of what you could’ve been?
“Or are you envious of my youthful good health, smooth skin and strong hairline, all a distant memory to you as you hurtle to the grave? Don’t worry, I’m not wasting my life smoking and drinking like you did. I plan to retire at 35.”
Oliver O’Connor, aged 27, who was in the same year as Whittaker at school, said: “Oh, we all hate him as well. But I can’t imagine how much worse it is for you.”
