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Three in five Tesco stores are overgrown ruins

SIXTY per cent of Tesco stores are roofless wrecks inhabited by tribes of feral monkeys, auditors have found.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) The eyes are the windows of the soul. The mouth is the patio door. The ears the satellite dishes.

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