BRITAINS bosses have confirmed that work is fun and not boring as claimed by Benefits Street star White Dee.
Business leaders urged workers to ignore White Dee in case they started to have negative thoughts about carrying heavy boxes, putting numbers into spreadsheets or pestering strangers to buy insurance.
CBI chief Denys Finch Hatton said: White Dee is completely insane and may need to be locked up.
Work is endlessly fun and stimulating. For example, if youre a toilet cleaner, you can pretend youre taking part in the toilet olympics by seeing how many toilets you can clean in a morning.
And working in an office is exactly like being at a party, if parties had a photocopier and all the guests sat in silence inputting data.
I love work. Today I thought about how much I get paid for sitting on the boards of companies, making elementary management decisions for a few hours a week and I couldnt stop smiling.
Finch Hatton added that it was unlikely so many people would give up 40 hours a week for wages that barely covered food and travel costs if they werent having a really good time.
Factory worker Donna Sheridan said: Im not sure if my job is fun or not. I used to think it was so boring I might go mad, but now I have quite interesting conversations with the fish fingers.