Beyonce announces collaboration with Greggs
BEYONCE is working with Greggs on a range of pasties designed to empower women of all shapes and pasty-eating abilities.
The Bey-ked Goods: The Dream pasty range includes The Porkylicious, with BBQ pork and pineapple, and Single Lady, a vegetarian option containing viscous sludge and peas.
A Greggs spokesman said: “Beyonce came to us with a very clear vision and worked closely with us to create the greasiest pastry ever seen in our stores.
“These pasties and pies are for active, confident women who want to chomp down on some all-butter pastry on-the-go. They’re badasses who aren’t afraid to arrive at a high stakes business meeting with some pie grease on their trousers or crumbs in their hair.”
Beyonce said: “When I was growing up, my father would wake me up every morning with a tray of pasties.
“The pasties became a state of mind. The pasties gave me my strength. The pasties are what made me who I am.
“Sometimes I rub a Steak Bake on my face instead of applying foundation, it gives me a natural oily glow.”