BILL Gates is to buy men’s magazine GQ, sack everyone, evacuate the building and set fire to it.
The Microsoft tycoon said that if GQ was going to give Tony Blair its Philanthropist of the Year award then he was going to give it his Smouldering Heap of the Year award.
He said: “I am giving all of my money to charity. And that’s more money than anyone has ever had. I’m not saying I want the award, I’m saying ‘I’m going to destroy you’.
“You called Tony Blair a philanthropist thereby ruining, forever, the appeal of being a philanthropist. Seriously, get out of the building now.”
GQ editor Dylan Jones pleaded with Gates adding: “It was a simple mistake, we thought philanthropy was an old fashioned word for property investment.
“Anyway, the main thing is Tony Blair now knows who I am.”