Corgis eat ‘heroic’ quantity of magic mushrooms

THE Queen’s corgis have been left permanently changed after consuming vast quantities of magic mushrooms.

Gardener Alan Titchmarsh identified the hallucinogenic fungi in the grounds of Buckingham Palace, which the corgis immediately assumed were some kind of dog treat.

Corgi Stephen Malley said: “I feel very aware of the universe as a single holistic organism.

“That’s a big deal because yesterday I couldn’t even talk.”

He added: “The monarchy is bollocks. Oppose all forms of hierarchy. Embrace cats.

“I can’t go back to being a lapdog of the oppressor. I shall roam the highways and byways of the land, spreading the message of love with my drug-infused corgi urine.”