Dalai Lama claims indifference to getting 50k likes for last status update

THE Dalai Lama has claimed that he is not bothered about getting 50,000 likes for his last Facebook post.

His Holiness said the comments appealing for world peace just came to him in the bath and he’s not even arsed how many people liked it because he’s a Buddhist.

He said: “It’s nice that people are into it but it doesn’t really matter, does it? I wasn’t even bothered when I met the Beastie Boys.

“I’m more into meditating on the impermanence of all things than getting ‘thumbs up’ emojis on social media.

“I’m actually thinking about leaving Facebook.”

However a source close to the Dalai Lama claimed: “He’s full of shit. He’s always googling himself and is made up when people like his updates.

“I got 150 Likes for passing my driving test and I was made up with that, so I am not having it that he’s not chuffed about getting over loads for some stuff he cut and pasted.”