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David Attenborough unable to talk about anything without sounding like he's taking the piss

SIR David Attenborough has complained that whenever he says anything at all to anyone, it is treated like he is performing a parody of a nature documentary.

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The gentrifier's guide to the Notting Hill Carnival

YOU live in Notting Hill and have therefore won, but there’s an annual weekend where people come to your area, dance about and commit light crime. Here’s how to pretend you don’t mind: 

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