THE Duchess of Cambridge almost confirmed the existence of a royal prison full of leather-clad sex slaves.
During a walkabout in Grimsby yesterday the pregnant Duchess was handed a teddy bear by a well-wisher and said ‘thank you, I’ll give that to my d…’ before stopping herself and then having the woman dragged away by soldiers.
A royal source said: “She was probably going to say ‘dungeon full of gimps’. They keep about a dozen of them locked up at any one time. They’re obsessed with them.
“She will give them the teddy bear, but it will be blindfolded and smeared with fish paste.”