TALKING to a man? Drop the names of these porn stars into conversation and watch him feign ignorance about their identity.
Angela White
‘Angela who?’ men will splutter with forced disbelief as if they haven’t seen the Australian actress’ videos. However the lustful expression creeping across their face is a dead giveaway they’d like to rewatch her back catalogue for the millionth time. Much like Scorsese, but with a box of tissues.
Lisa Ann
A name to catch out multiple generations of horn dogs because she’s been in the industry so long. ‘Oh, I think I’ve heard of her,’ they’ll say while scratching their heads. ‘Isn’t she an adult film star who appeared on an Eminem song? That must be where I recognise her from.’ Their search history and favourited videos begs to differ though.
Stormy Daniels
Possibly the most famous porn star on the planet due to her alleged affair with Donald Trump. This won’t stop men from pretending they don’t know what she does for a day job, even though her name alone screams the obvious. After Googling her, men will act surprised that smut exists online because they thought it was confined to top shelf magazines they also don’t know about.
Jenna Jameson
Another high-profile name in the world of adult films men will struggle to place. They might try to deflect attention from their wanking habits by mentioning her other ventures as a club owner, author and actor in Howard Stern’s 1997 film Private Parts. The small detail of her epic career as a porn star? Well, what a totally unexpected surprise!
Mia Khalifa
If a man doesn’t recognise Mia Khalifa then odds are he’s lying to your face. Despite having left the industry, her videos are still racking up hundreds of thousands of views every day so somebody’s watching them. Don’t be angry at men for telling a white lie though. The actual truth of their perverted viewing habits is not something you want to know about.
