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Gen Z celebrities explained for blissfully ignorant middle-aged people

IS your child thrilled because a celeb you’ve never heard of liked their comment on a social media platform you didn’t know existed? It’s time to end your shameful ignorance. 

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How much supermarket staff hate you based on how you've f**ked up at the self-checkout

A CHILD can operate a self-checkout but you’ve messed it up – again. Here’s how much the underpaid staff hate you based on the stupidity of your error.

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