HIGHWAY Code-averse pop star George Michael is a tight, efficient parallel parker, it has emerged.
The Wham! legend, who has a chequered motoring history, was seen reversing his Range Rover into a spot described by onlookers as “tighter than a cat’s arse”.
27-year-old bystander Nikki Hollis said: “We were all like, ‘that’s George Michael, he’s going to fuck it up cos he’ll be off his nut on skunk!’
“Credit where it’s due though, he slotted in it perfectly and his tyres were like an inch from the kerb. Maybe he’s only good at driving in reverse.”
