How come you’re not skiing? asks William

THE Duke of Cambridge is wondering why so many of you are not enjoying an Alpine skiing holiday like him.

Taking time out from his latest luxury vacation in the French Alps, the Duke said: “In a few weeks time all the snow will be gone and you’ll have missed it and that would be a terrible shame.

“Seriously, just hop on a plane.”

He added: “I’m having a much needed break from opening buildings and, you know, ‘stuff’.

“I’m also discovering how easy it is to raise children when their futures are completely secure and you have absolutely tonnes of help. Who knew?

“Anyway, promise you won’t work too hard.”