I’m sick of being your f**king punchline, Michael Fish tells Britain

MICHAEL Fish is sick of being a byword for fucking up and you can all sod off, the infamous weatherman has declared.

After Bank of England economists described their failure to predict the financial crisis as their ‘Michael Fish moment’, Fish said the next person to use the phrase ‘Michael Fish moment’ would get a ‘Michael Fish boot up their arse’.

He added: “Do you know what’s a byword for fucking up? The Bank of fucking England, that’s what.

“Okay, yeah, so that’s more than one word, so I suppose I fucked that up as well?