Kanye finds time in busy schedule of twattishness to release album

KANYE West has found a window in his schedule of twattery to release some of his music.

West took a short break from his punishing timetable of incoherent arrogance to release The Life of Pablo, which critics said was not as artistically impressive as his ongoing quest to become the perfect twat.

One industry insider said: “Making a modern pop album can take as long as 45 minutes.

“That’s the equivalent of a year to such a committed tosspot. If you’re going to do it, it’s got to be worth the sacrifice.”

But music critic Martin Bishop said: “The album is what you’d expect from someone with a vague grasp of rhythm and the self-awareness of an over-privileged nine year-old.

“Five stars.”