Magna Carta ‘not as good as latest Prince George photos’
THE Magna Carta is shit compared to the latest photos of Prince George, it has been agreed.
On the 800th anniversary of the document which limited the power of the monarchy, Britain said the two year-old prince is just lovely.
Prince George proved how much better he is than the Magna Carta yesterday by frolicking at a polo match from which 99 percent of population would have been ejected.
Tom Booker, from Stevenage, said: “It’s so nice to see him having a lovely time in a relaxed environment without being bothered by scum like me.
“The Magna Carta doesn’t make me feel like that. It makes me feel bored. And, let’s be honest, Prince George is so brilliant that we really don’t need it anymore.
“He will be a lovely king who will make perfect decisions and his children are bound to be even lovelier than him.”
Booker added: “I’m not a constitutional expert, but I presume the Queen can just set fire to the Magna Carta?”