Friday, 4th December 2020

Meghan, Harry, Kate and Wills regretting caravan holiday in Rhyl

THE younger members of the Royal Family now feel it was a mistake to book a holiday together in a small caravan in Wales, it has emerged.

The break has become extremely tense due to revelations in the recent biography of the Sussexes, Finding Freedom, and the general misery of Welsh caravan holidays.

Prince William said: “I come across as a pompous idiot in that damn book. Also Meghan really stinks out the chemical toilet. It’s like an elephant’s been in there.

“It’s been pouring with rain so we’re trapped inside playing Cleudo most of the time. If Harry tells us one more tedious anecdote about Afghanistan I might do a murder myself.”

Meghan said: “I found my $400 organic seaweed moisturiser in the bin. I wonder who put it there? Let’s just say a certain skinny bitch got her ass kicked at crazy golf earlier today.”

The royals are currently trying to plan a trip to SeaQuarium Rhyl, which has caused arguments due to Meghan’s progressive views on animal rights and Harry’s daily requests to go to the pub instead.

Kate said: “We can’t just sit in the pub all day. I’m organising a nice healthy game of two-against-two hockey later and they had better take it seriously this time or there’ll be trouble.”