RESEARCHERS have admitted defeat in the search for a picture of Tony Blair looking trustworthy.
Newspaper picture editor Tom Logan said: “I’ve spent weeks looking for a photo to illustrate a piece about Blair’s rumoured ‘human side’.
“The problem is his eyes, which positively burn with insincerity. But you wouldn’t trust his face either. Or his hair.”
Image manipulation expert Nikki Hollis said: “Even digital techniques cannot make Blair look like a good person.
“Maybe if Photoshop had a function called ‘Remove Sleaziness’.”